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Baby Place Humor

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This joke was taken from the Bag of Laughs Web Site.


MOM'S DEFINITIONS

a. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

b. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

c. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him.

d. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a naughty word.

e. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we tell them.

f. WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house.

g. WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."