for all the dieters.. :)

Posted by Lisa S on July 11, 2003 at 14:51:10:

In Reply to: Weight loss posted by Marie W. on July 11, 2003 at 11:03:45:

Just thought this was funny and decided to share it since the subject came up!! lol
Good luck everyone... eat healthy, drink lots of water and exercise!!!!!!!! In the mean time keep in mind this: lol (wink wink)

The Truth About Eating:

For those of you who watch what you eat...Here's the final word on
nutrition and health, and it's a relief to know the truth after all
those conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Canadians, British or Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the Canadians, British or Americans.

3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lots of perogies, cabbage
rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.

Follow Ups:

• That was funny! Marie W. 14:49:18 7/12/03 (0)

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